*calls a bottle of wine ‘fancy goon’*

(via lilwombatprincess)


Touch the booty. Slap the booty. Let the booty know it’s special

(Source: x-dopeshit, via blackspikeswithdiamonds)

18 Sep 14 at 11 pm

(Source: tea--money, via helllike)


Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via parademearound)

14 Sep 14 at 12 am


Pokémon or Monster Hunter?

Real Pokémon by:

(via complacentsheep)

14 Sep 14 at 12 am

Turkish Proverb (via catic)

(Source: rad-rainbows, via iknowallyourdirtysecrets)

"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light."